Marketing explained… (Expect loud bursts of laughter!)

I saw this joke few days ago and thought I had to share it with you. It is a very interesting, creative and funny way to explain the different elements of marketing. Enjoy!

You go to a party and see a handsome guy. If :

1 – You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

2 – One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

3 – You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

4 – You straighten your dress, walk up to him and pour him a drink. Say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,

and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

5 – He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

6 – He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.

– You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing, so you climb onto the roof of one of the houses situated in the middle of the complex and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Spam.

So here you are. I hope it made you laugh, because it definitely had that effect on me :)!

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